The New Courtship

Me: I've found my soulmate: [Link to designer's portfolio who did a poster on, among other things, zombies and vampires.]
OwlBoogs: there you go
Me: hahahah
OwlBoogs: dang you can hella stalk him too [copypasta of designer's address from said portfolio site]
Me: Yeah, that's a little weird.
Watch him be like.... 24.
OwlBoogs: *knock-knock*
"Hi, I felt an email is a little too impersonal. Here's a bundt cake."
Me: A BUNDT CAKE!

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