February 2010
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Anyone want a stoned teddy bear?
– Office Quote of the Day
More than meets the eye
clientsfromhell:
Client: “I want the site to be metallic and cool, like ‘blow your head off’ cool, like the Transformers”
Me: “This is for a wedding photography business, right?”
Client: “So? Optimus Prime can’t shoot a fucking picture?”
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A man who works with his hands is a laborer; a man who works with his hands and...
– Louis Nizer
Ella Ella Ella ey ey ey
A conversation with my two-year-old niece, Ella:
Me: Are you Filipino?
Ella: No.
Me: Then what are you?
Ella: A lion!
Rock the fuck on, little niece. Rock the fuck on.