June 2009
24 posts
FOINE!
Four varieties of “fine” that adequately describe [insert fine ass motherfucker’s name here]:
“Slap your mama” fine.
“Take my debit card and my whole damn wallet” fine.
“I will co-sign a car for you and your cousin” fine.
“You can just sit there and I’ll pay you to be fine” fine.
The New Courtship
Me: I've found my soulmate: [Link to designer's portfolio who did a poster on, among other things, zombies and vampires.]
OwlBoogs: there you go
Me: hahahah
OwlBoogs: dang you can hella stalk him too [copypasta of designer's address from said portfolio site]
Me: Yeah, that's a little weird.
Watch him be like.... 24.
OwlBoogs: *knock-knock*
"Hi, I felt an email is a little too impersonal. Here's a bundt cake."
Me: A BUNDT CAKE!
“NOW, THEREFORE, I, BARACK OBAMA, President of the United States of America, by...”
– Barack Obama
We'll be here all week.
Coworker #1: People are protesting the Dante’s Inferno game outside of E3.
Coworker #2: Are they English majors?
At work – The Big Picture →
#44 totally wins.
“Every single line means something.”
– Jean-Michel Basquiat
